270: OMG!!1! Wednesday 28 October 2009
The Salvation Army, The Pleasance, Edinburgh
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- 465: The weekend starts here
- 464: The best thing since
- 463: What are the odds?
- 462: Twin set
- 461: A little light reading
- 460: Get it together
- 459: Fitting tribute
- 458: Downturned
- 457: Style counselling
- 456: State-of-the-art facilities
- 455: Staple diet
- 454: Ageing population
- 453: Post-postmodern anti-ironist concepts
- 452: Checklist
- 451: Stranded
- 450: Infinite loop
- 449: White out
- 448: Common or garden
- 447: Bin dipper
- 446: Watch your step
- 445: Priceless patriotism
- 444: Put your foot down
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- 443: From A to B
- 442: Empire expansion
- 441: Footballers coming home
- 440: Cheap renewable energy
- 439: A miscarriage of justice
- 438: Twattered
- 437: RoboPop
- 436: Power up
- 435: Flying the flag
- 434: Show him you care
- 433: Sticks and stones
- 432: Expecting trouble
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- 430: World Cup fever
- 429: Versatile veg
- 428: A taste of summer
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- 426: Star power
- 425: Where's your helmet?
- 424: Letter of the law
- 423: Self-restraint
- 422: Hours of fun
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- 421: Beautiful plumage
- 420: Down the pub
- 419: Chilli sauce?
- 418: Stuffed
- 417: Splattered
- 416: Flat green
- 415: Fixed grin
- 414: Mind your fingers
- 413: Tweet tweet
- 412: Nice day for it
- 411: Making a statement
- 410: Up in the air
- 409: Support your local butcher
- 408: Contort yourself fitter
- 407: Local landmark
- 406: Hard sell
- 405: Easily accessible
- 404: Exercise your prerogative
- 403: Meaty goodness
- 402: A decorative finish
- 401: Not long now
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- 400: Keep it clean
- 399: Spread your broken wings
- 398: Open all hours
- 397: A must-have item
- 396: Understand your audience
- 395: The unloved
- 394: Room service
- 393: Get it sorted
- 392: Pass it on
- 391: With hilarious results
- 390: Branded
- 389: Trust no-one
- 388: Cereal offender
- 387: Bargain hunt
- 386: Taraxacum officinale
- 385: Driving seat
- 384: Be careful out there
- 383: Place your order
- 382: No nonsense
- 381: Making a splash
- 380: Tradesmen's entrance
- 379: E is the magic number
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- 378: Best. Night. Ever.
- 377: Half-day closing
- 376: Fashion faux-pas
- 375: The good life
- 374: Power to the people
- 373: Paperwork
- 372: Polite request
- 371: Undeliverance
- 370: Low rider
- 369: Off the menu
- 368: An oasis of calm
- 367: Product placement
- 366: In bloom
- 365: Hurry up in there
- 364: Careful where you tread
- 363: Message from above
- 362: Bin burn
- 361: Smashed
- 360: Lost your bottle?
- 359: Special branch
- 358: That's a bit extreme
- 357: Fresh as a daisy
- 356: Cheeky nosh
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- 355: Grey day
- 354: ROFLZ!!1!
- 353: Pedal to the metal
- 352: Crime scene
- 351: Blame and claim
- 350: Air your grievance
- 349: Loaded
- 348: Roadblock
- 347: Brilliant disguise
- 346: Bulk up
- 345: Red alert
- 344: Danger lurks
- 343: Breathe in
- 342: The poison pen
- 341: The exercise will do you good
- 340: Tubby tots
- 339: Mind the bugs don't bite
- 338: What's for dinner?
- 337: Call the man out
- 336: Broke the bank
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- 335: The weekend starts here
- 334: Where dreams come true
- 333: Cakey treat
- 332: Light supper
- 331: You're being framed
- 330: I before E
- 329: Pile-up
- 328: Spotted
- 327: A bit stuck-up
- 326: Keep the change
- 325: Irresistible urge
- 324: Access denied
- 323: The wheels of commerce
- 322: One last journey
- 321: All aboard
- 320: Draught excluder
- 319: Lovely little surprises
- 318: Easy rider
- 317: Open or wrapped?
- 316: Turkey's off
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- 315: A prosperous New Year
- 314: Winter warmer
- 313: Have they been yet?
- 312: Wrap up
- 311: Season's greetings
- 310: Short working week
- 309: Festive fun
- 308: Lighting-up time
- 307: Half now, half later
- 306: It soon adds up
- 305: No flowers by request
- 304: Hold on
- 303: The long weekend
- 302: Deflated
- 301: Take it away
- 300: Bin day
- 299: A quick flash
- 298: Ticks all the wrong boxes
- 297: Bad dog
- 296: Technotrauma
- 295: Rising damp
- 294: It's my gift... it's my curse
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- 293: Eyes down, look in
- 292: Soggy pastry
- 291: May contain all sorts
- 290: Table for two
- 289: No plastic
- 288: Lights out
- 287: Well ventilated
- 286: Pull up a chair
- 285: Make your f***ing mind up
- 284: Beating off the recession
- 283: Stairway to hospital
- 282: Family entertainment
- 281: Musical memento
- 280: Keep 'em peeled
- 279: Futureproof
- 278: What a relief
- 277: If destroyed true
- 276: Back on the pills again
- 275: Pay and display
- 274: Shoe tree
- 273: Basic maintenance
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- 272: Unhappy Hallowe'en
- 271: Speculative investment opportunity
- 270: OMG!!1!
- 269: Nut job
- 268: Fresh air and exercise
- 267: Naturewatch
- 266: Funny money
- 265: Business opportunity
- 264: Spread it about a bit
- 263: A light snack
- 262: Street party
- 261: Behave yourself
- 260: Absolute beginners
- 259: Finders keepers
- 258: Spiked
- 257: Snoutcasts
- 256: White-knuckle ride
- 255: Hats off
- 254: Sky's the limit
- 253: What's for tea?
- 252: Feeling the squeeze
- 251: Staying in tonight
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- 250: Bulk purchase
- 249: All change
- 248: Pop a wheelie
- 247: Better safe than sorry
- 246: Fetch
- 245: Security conscious
- 244: That nasty C-word
- 243: Killjoy
- 242: Mind how you go
- 241: Sole survivor
- 240: Stand-up routine
- 239: Tag team
- 238: Good for your heart
- 237: X marks the spot
- 236: Wash and brush up
- 235: Cash upfront
- 234: All aboard
- 233: Never mind the bollards
- 232: Burning issue
- 231: Window dressing
- 230: Wildlife in danger
- 229: Homo sapiens
- ►August (21)
- 228: Watery grave
- 227: Pretty in pink
- 226: Tea time
- 225: Passive aggressive
- 224: Bargains galore
- 223: Gutter clutter
- 222: Comings and goings
- 221: Who's a clever boy then?
- 220: Designated smoking area
- 219: Plated
- 218: Stroll on
- 217: Back of the net
- 216: Splash it all over
- 215: Sausages to die for
- 214: Bigger than the Bible
- 213: It's the icing on the cake
- 212: Dirty qwerty
- 211: Essential beachwear
- 210: Freshly squeezed
- 209: Sort your ch'i out
- 208: Salon selective
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- 207: There's something fishy here
- 206: Hello saucy
- 205: On message
- 204: Get some fresh air
- 203: Nothing to see here
- 202: Special pop
- 201: Culinary technology
- 200: Brand awareness
- 199: A treat on a stick
- 198: Hot stuff
- 197: The old Joanna
- 196: Planning application pending
- 195: Fighting back
- 194: Gingerbroke men
- 193: All pile on
- 192: Tell me about your childhood
- 191: Say it like you mean it
- 190: Old-skool entertainment
- 189: Going off the rails
- 188: Literary device
- 187: Don't forget the onions
- 186: Rattus norvegicus
- 185: Let your hair down
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- 184: Touched by a superstar
- 183: Safety first
- 182: Bag it and bin it
- 181: All the fun of the fair
- 180: Get a grip
- 179: Wait a minute
- 178: A very handyman
- 177: No-go area
- 176: Mirror, signal, manoeuvre
- 175: It's a bit gamey
- 174: Keep Britain tidy
- 173: Offline
- 172: It's easy when you know how
- 171: Call for a quote
- 170: Democracy inaction
- 169: Impulse purchase
- 168: Guerilla advertising
- 167: It's just like being at home
- 166: Plenty to go round
- 165: Happy hour
- 164: Off the road
- 163: Embrace the future
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- 162: May contain traces of nuts
- 161: Fancy a nibble?
- 160: The party's over
- 159: Risk-free excitement
- 158: The unexpected guest
- 157: Seaside special
- 156: A spot of plumbing trouble
- 155: Unknown number
- 154: Something for everyone
- 153: Bird bother
- 152: Walking the dog
- 151: All in a good cause
- 150: Boxfresh
- 149: Sing a rainbow
- 148: Sensible precautions
- 147: Nature's colourful palette
- 146: And the lame shall walk again
- 145: 24-hour call-out
- 144: Good grief
- 143: Too hot to handle
- 142: Cottage industry
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- 141: Off-duty
- 140: Enjoy your five a day
- 139: Little fella
- 138: A bit of a handful
- 137: Patriotic pub grub
- 136: Made in England
- 135: Bust a move
- 134: Cheers!
- 133: A feast of fun
- 132: Rules are rules
- 131: Squeeze and shake
- 130: Dining al fresco
- 129: Slow news day
- 128: Disappearing trick
- 127: Pizza con Pesce e Frutti di Mare
- 126: April showers
- 125: A lunchtime bargain
- 124: Exciting stuff
- 123: Ban this sick filth
- 122: The numbers add up
- 121: No pane, no gain
- 120: Game over
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- 119: Yellow river
- 118: Stick the kettle on
- 117: Spring has sprung
- 116: A feast of football
- 115: The Pensioners' Pop-In
- 114: All things must pass
- 113: She was the People's Essex Princess
- 112: Busted stop
- 111: A 24-hour multimedia news hub
- 110: Disabled-friendly parking
- 109: One for the road
- 108: The messy drinker
- 107: What a load of rubbish
- 106: Expand your entertainment options
- 105: A breath of fresh air
- 104: "Is it 'blood and guts'?"
- 103: A walking miracle
- 102: Pet's corner
- 101: Sorted
- 100: Meter made
- 099: No vacancies
- 098: Business as usual
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- 097: The thin blue line
- 096: Hardcore fuel for hardcore athletes
- 095: Keeping you informed
- 094: An accident waiting to happen
- 093: All the news that's fit to print
- 092: Target practice
- 091: Gone up in smoke
- 090: Smooth or crunchy?
- 089: Miss ng L tt rs
- 088: Undeclared income
- 087: Open for business
- 086: Squirt'n'Strip
- 085: Choose from an extensive menu
- 084: Don't have nightmares
- 083: Find and exploit your USP
- 082: Patriotic streak
- 081: Text now and join the fun!
- 080: The wrong kind of snow
- 079: Here's one for your mash-up
- 078: There's nothing to it
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- 077: Don't even think about it
- 076: Keep your pecker up
- 075: Something to drink, a bite to eat
- 074: Distracted by the low, low prices
- 073: National pride
- 072: The discarded roadside stash
- 071: Smashing time
- 070: Go for the bullseye
- 069: Sit down, take the weight off
- 068: Postman's knock
- 067: Bath time
- 066: Eat in for best deals
- 065: Say cheese
- 064: You'll have to speak up a bit
- 063: White or brown?
- 062: Grow your own
- 061: Strange fruit
- 060: Magic marker
- 059: It was probably something you ate
- 058: It's all right, he won't hurt you
- 057: The gift that keeps on giving
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- ►December (22)
- 056: Happy New Year!
- 055: 24-hour access
- 054: This way for bargains
- 053: Sale starts 9am Boxing Day!
- 052: Merry Christmas boys and girls
- 051: Stay calm and nobody gets hurt
- 050: Snout break
- 049: Girls' night out
- 048: PS, you're redundant
- 047: It's not the winning
- 046: Rising fast
- 045: Pile it high, sell it cheap
- 044: Going nowhere
- 043: How much are the chariots?
- 042: Wonky wheels
- 041: Didn't you used to be famous?
- 040: Riding out the downturn
- 039: Lord love a duck
- 038: Wish you were here?
- 037: Extra! Extra!
- 036: A bird in the hand
- 035: It can't lose
- ►November (20)
- 034: You need wheels
- 033: Off-peak savings
- 032: Last orders
- 031: Give me a push
- 030: Lucky dip
- 029: All-terrain amphibious vehicle
- 028: The booze cruise
- 027: Mind you don't tread in it
- 026: Flag day
- 025: Wheel of misfortune
- 024: You want some?
- 023: Lost and found
- 022: Everybody loves a buzz
- 021: Loads to see and do
- 020: Comedian on board
- 019: Looks like rain later
- 018: Chips for tea
- 017: Let's all express our individuality
- 016: Go on Nan, sleep it off
- 015: Go on Nan, tuck in
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- 014: Same again?
- 013: The Dominator
- 012: Agent empowerment
- 011: Pay as you go
- 010: The skating rink
- 009: Old-fashioned cuddly fun
- 008: Sweet dreams
- 007: One careful owner
- 006: It's all about confidence
- 005: Information overdose
- 004: Feed the birds
- 003: Read 'em and weep
- 002: Seaside snack
- 001: Pigeon pancake
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